They're watching.
waiting.
the writing is on the wall.

They're coming.

I'm thinking bluegreen walls below the chair rail, and purple ceilings, and pink drapes! Oh, and whiteboard for above the chair rail, for maximum creativity without quite so much permanent mess!

Lorne, can I have whiteboard walls?

You'd THINK, what with this whole threshold-portal thing, there'd be oodles of portals all over the place, but then again, this place is really really off the scale of the weirdometer and it's creeping other-me out no END.

This place is old. It is nearly as old as I am, and filled with magics and laws. There are royalties of the seasons, and this concept is very strange to me. I wish to return to my own realm and do violence to Angelus. Get me out of this place, it is like the Deep Well. There are forces I cannot understand present here. The small people-bugs are beginning to annoy me.

Uhm... Help?

What is the meaning of this. The pet has his mate, and I have mine. This image depiction would never happen. However I am pleased with the frame of bones. I wish to have a photograph frame identical to this.

Lorne. The child-pains will come shortly. Where is the physician to catch the spawn.

Why is there a smiling yellow spot on this entry. Explain.

EDIT: LORNE! WHERE THE FREAKING BUNNY HOPPING HECK ARE YOU! I TRIED TO PHONE DOCTOR KRVALURP, AND HIS NUMBER ISN'T VALID!!!! JUST WHEN DID YOU SAY HE CAME THROUGH THE PORTAL TO EARTH ANYHOW!!!! CAN DOYLE'S MAN DO THIS!!! Find me a warm dark place and I will do it myself.

Surveillance is proceeding according to necessity. He is no longer alone, though he is living in a place my shell remembers as her last 'Real' home. I feel... strangely. A warm feeling behind my sternum. It is confusing, and I dislike confusion. Someone explain.

There's something really special about making a perfectly square representation of someone--all the little pixels and the little bits of data all lined up and perfectly arranged just so, so that everything looks juuust right.

Plus, now I can use Photoshop with my MIND on Lorne's desktop, so yay one more thing I can do to effect the real world! I do try to not be using the computer when he decides to sit down and use it, but I think I scared him last night when I had those semi-unclothed pictures of Spike open for his icons....I promise not to ever, EVER make half-nakey Spike icons ever ever again!

Here they are it's so fun! If anyone else wants some, I've got nothing but time, so y'all just request something and I'll see if I can do it! It's not as if I get tired from doing too many!!

( Click for tiny 100x100 love! )

((ooc sorry for the repost, so so sorry, the table had to be destroyed *stabs it*))

So apparently even more people have found this brawl thing, and are coming in like herds of klfwrk cattle to a trough of krflowrian thistlegrains!!  Welcome all of you!!  I hope you all have bodies and are able to type with your fingers and everything!!

So, wow...that was....hmmh.

The Doctor's been trapped at the end of Space and Time Itself and I think that's just terrible--I mean, what's a Timelord without the Timestream to play in?  A real shame, what the other end of Time has turned into--sometimes I wish I  had the VIsions like Cordy had so I could see where things are going, where they're not, what's to come, what's been.....though I think the visions are for just predicting, not remembering.

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I miss remembering.

The Tardis is beautiful on the inside, just like I thought it would be, just like I hoped it would be.  She's so fierce, all golden and soft on the edges, but if you move too close....if you move too close she stops you, because you can't get too close--you can't get too close or she'll take you in, and you'll be a part of it, of her, and you'll be nothing and nothing isn't a good thing to be.  She's so, so......she's the Tardis.  My mouth tastes sweet, I haven't tasted in a very long time.  A very, very long time.  She's so sharp on the inside, like a thousand angry little...angry little.....I can't remember the word, it won't come, but that's probably ok.

The man in there, he was jumping around, and he was laughing and talking to himself.  So smug.  He thinks he's done something.  He doesn't understand how small he is.  I think he's mad.  She thinks he's mad, and she doesn't like it, he's not mad in the usual way, in the way she's used to---he's mad in a new way, and she doesn't like change.  All of time and space within her and she doesn't like change.

I told her how silly that was, but she didn't understand.

we scared him, he made a face with buggy eyes and a wide-open mouth but he just went on, went on stealing her and moving her where she didn't want to go.  She's fighting him, fighting him so hard, because she wants to go back to Him and the difference between Him and Him is so great.  So so great.

Andithinki'mok,butthingshurtthatshouldn't and things that I couldn't feel I can, and there's....there's this taste and did you know that vortices are fruity?  I wonder what flavor portals are?   Portals are probably disgusting, like ashes on your tongue.  Nothing good evercamefromaportal.  except Lorne.  Lorne camefrom a portal. 

Ithinkgi'mgoingtogoawayfor a while now.  It's too big.  I didn't know it would be like..I thought it would be easy, I don't.  I haven't. I don't haven't had a body in so long, I thought it wouldbeeasy, but it'snot it's not easy, and she said it wouldn't hurt, but she doesn't understand what hurt is, and what if I've messedthingsupandican'tgetback home?

Lorne?

Apparently you can turn yourself into an M&M now?  They didn't have that back when I was living/corporeal/whateverIwas!  I would think it would be dangerous, what with the melting, various insects and animals with a taste for chocolate, not to mention friends and family who would just LOVE something to melt in their mouth, not in their hand!  Wouldn't it be awful to have to tell the authorities your Aunt Vellie acidentally got eaten by your Cousin Bruce?  "I'm sorry officer, the candy shell was just TOO MUCH TEMPTATION!"

at this point I'd do nearly anything for an M&M!  Excluding most felonies and misdemeanours of course....but....I'm getting closer to the misdemenours part!

Lorne and I look VERY NICE in chocolate, I think!